I am that festive dog

[doc]

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:

The following rules for motorists are so successful in Japan, that
our group might profitably paste them on their bikes.

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass
him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
collapse and tie up.


Now, I wonder what Suzuki would have written? "Aim for the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway, and crack throttle wide open. Big lift of front make doggy fly large. No entangle in wheel spokes"

[tillerman02]

[1LOUFO]

[Guest]

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.'

i think that's my favorite


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[TLSBill]

[Jokertlr]

[BatesTLR1000]

[tl1000lasse]

[KBOlsen]

ROFL! Dangit, there goes my glass of water!!!!

Okay, I'm easily amused.

Note to self: purchase giggle-proof keyboard cover and install prior to surfing the 'Planet!

[Jeff]

Go easy on the dog - I've been entangled in a few wheel spokes in my time too.

I seem to recall collapsing into fits of uncontrolled laughter while trying to decipher the manual for my GS. Honda has nothing on Suzuki with this one.

[Bugtooth]

The Skid Demon

[oneeviltwin]

Re: I am that festive dog

Originally posted by doc
Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:


2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

yea right, more like move biatch get out the way,cause here i,come here i go, ohh ohh.

[Guest]

Originally posted by KBOlsen
ROFL! Dangit, there goes my glass of water!!!!

Okay, I'm easily amused.

Note to self: purchase giggle-proof keyboard cover and install prior to surfing the 'Planet!

Kim my roomate has a waterproof keyboard he's trying to sell, he bought it after discovering his tendancy to pour water on things when he was drunk...old laptop got on that one

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[Steve TLS]

[thestick]

Damn exploding exhaust boxes and festive dogs making sport in the roadway .........they'll get you every time!!!!