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  • I am that festive dog

    Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
    Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:

    The following rules for motorists are so successful in Japan, that
    our group might profitably paste them on their bikes.

    1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass
    him by or otherwise disrespect him.

    2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
    trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
    tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

    3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
    pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

    4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
    Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

    5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
    Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
    collapse and tie up.


    Now, I wonder what Suzuki would have written? "Aim for the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway, and crack throttle wide open. Big lift of front make doggy fly large. No entangle in wheel spokes"
    Doc

    Geez my bike sounds funny now

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        "Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.'

        i think that's my favorite


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        • #5
          I've got a huge penis, You've got a huge penis, even Tim over there, yup you guessed it, huge penis. Good, now that that's out of the way, let's go ride

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            2003 Blue and White TL1000R (The faster colors) Yoshimura Ti Cans, TRE, Custom Homemade Fender Eliminator, Hammerit Carbon Look Intake Covers, PC II, Fan Switch Mod. Yellow Box, Nissin Brake Caliper and Goodridge SS Brake Lines.

            They say that only the good die young, so I plan on living forevever.


            #1 STUNT FORUM SUPPORTER

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              Batestlr1000

              2002 R1 (Silver)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TLCURT
                Because TL's fucking rock.

                It's a cult thing...to own one is to love one.

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                • #9
                  ROFL! Dangit, there goes my glass of water!!!!

                  Okay, I'm easily amused.

                  Note to self: purchase giggle-proof keyboard cover and install prior to surfing the 'Planet!
                  Kim
                  CCS AM #507
                  Twilight Racing
                  Special thanks to: Visionsports, Suomy Helmets, Learning Curves, Lockhart-Phillips, SliderPhoto, Spyder Leather Works, MotoSliders,SportBikeMike, Polar Optics LLC

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                  • #10
                    Go easy on the dog - I've been entangled in a few wheel spokes in my time too.

                    I seem to recall collapsing into fits of uncontrolled laughter while trying to decipher the manual for my GS. Honda has nothing on Suzuki with this one.
                    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."

                    Colonel Jeff Cooper, in "The Art of the Rifle"

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                    • #11
                      The Skid Demon
                      "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming WOW, what a RIDE!!"

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                      • #12
                        Re: I am that festive dog

                        Originally posted by doc
                        Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
                        Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:


                        2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
                        trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
                        tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

                        yea right, more like move biatch get out the way,cause here i,come here i go, ohh ohh.
                        MY MODS:
                        Ackrapovic Evo II full exhaust Head Work,Flowed injectors,Port /Polish exh and intake.cams,subframe,projector headlights,gap mod,Undertray,air/oil breather,pair valve removal,black frame Earth grounding mod . Dynojet PowercommanderII: (Custom Map by Orient Express):Galfer Wave Rotors Front & Rear: Pyramid Hugger:GSXR1k rear brake:A.T.R.E,Galfer Steel braided lines Front & Rear:TLS Cable Clutch Conversion:Woodcraft clipons:Vortex top triple clamp: DID Erv2 gold 520 conversion: Spocket Specialist Titan Tough Sprocket 17/41:GSXR tail: Nocut Frame Sliders:Air Tech Black Chrome Windscreen:LP Carbon Mirrors:Raised Tail 3/4" Ohlins Steering Damper:BRG 1/5 Throttle:GP Tech Fairing Bracket: Clear Alternative tail light:Black rims, ProTeck rearsets.gixxer 1k fender.Bitubo shock,custom projector headlights Race plastics and air tubes by AK composite 3/4 tail rasier custom made by TLDV8
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                        TO BE CONTINUED

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by KBOlsen
                          ROFL! Dangit, there goes my glass of water!!!!

                          Okay, I'm easily amused.

                          Note to self: purchase giggle-proof keyboard cover and install prior to surfing the 'Planet!
                          Kim my roomate has a waterproof keyboard he's trying to sell, he bought it after discovering his tendancy to pour water on things when he was drunk...old laptop got on that one

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                          • #14
                            "I spent most of my money on Scotch, women and cigarettes. The rest I just wasted"

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                            • #15
                              Damn exploding exhaust boxes and festive dogs making sport in the roadway .........they'll get you every time!!!!
                              Stupidity is like chlorine for the gene pool.......

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